Yet Another Statistics-for-Linguists Book

Special features of this book:

Teaches you how to use the free and powerful R software, popular among linguists because they're cheap
Also teaches you how to use Excel, because, let's face it, R can get kind of intimidating
Lots of terms are translated into Chinese, in case your Chinese is better than your English
A healthy mix of messy real data sets and nice and clean fake data sets, involving language teaching, psycholinguistics, phonetics, corpus analysis, typology, child language, and whatever else I had handy
Mixed-effects modeling demystified (and guidance in navigating the continuing debates)
Some but not much ggplot2 or tidyverse, but most people end up copy/pasting examples from the web anyway
Weird-but-cool stuff like resampling, generalized additive modeling, and Bayesian statistics
Advice on how to look up stuff yourself, because you're an adult, right?
Lots of cleverly hidden typos to challenge your critical thinking skills
Basic biographical info on statisticians (mostly dead white men)
An update schedule that's about what you'd expect for something done for free in my spare time
An irritating "humorous" writing style similar to that used in this list